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kidxforever:

asvpfrenchie:

a girl that kno how to keep that ass at home instead of turning up every night is a turn on. party girls get on my nerves lmao.Β 

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anus:

i need this vending machine

anus:

i need this vending machine

(Source: anus)

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(Source: live-art-abstract)

srkdall:

5265ad:

I’m grown but I’m not grown grown

Which means I know how to ride a dick but I’m still not sure how taxes work.

(Source: ciswhitemalekkk)

fairhies:

If I reply with β€œoh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat

iconsmagcon:

THIS SHOULD BE ON EVERYONE’S BLOG.

(Source: pattinson-mcguinness)

acutelesbian:

A five year old at the gas station said he liked my β€œbat woman” tattoo excitedly. His father condescendingly asked how many I had. I told him I had 11. He scoffed and asked how waiting tables all my life sounded and I said, β€œit’s alright on the weekends, but throughout the week I’m your son’s teacher.” He walked out without another word.