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iconsmagcon:

THIS SHOULD BE ON EVERYONE’S BLOG.

(Source: pattinson-mcguinness)

acutelesbian:

A five year old at the gas station said he liked my β€œbat woman” tattoo excitedly. His father condescendingly asked how many I had. I told him I had 11. He scoffed and asked how waiting tables all my life sounded and I said, β€œit’s alright on the weekends, but throughout the week I’m your son’s teacher.” He walked out without another word.

royaltykit:

Lmmmmaoooooo !!!! Is this true ?!?!? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜œ

royaltykit:

Lmmmmaoooooo !!!! Is this true ?!?!? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜œ

satisfiedparadise:

Augustus Waters offered to write hazel a sequel to her favourite book, and you can’t reply to my text message

fukurblxg:

worldofkeana:

falsi:

this is my favorite gif and i did not expect this

Omfg I love this


DAFUK

fukurblxg:

worldofkeana:

falsi:

this is my favorite gif and i did not expect this

Omfg I love this

DAFUK

(Source: thesochillnetwork)

fukurblxg:

thatguymicah:

β€œWe are here to serve & protect”

The first and last one really pissed me off; can’t stand how some of these assholes just abuse their power. It’s so fucking aggravating.

first one fucking angers me bruh

(Source: sckrewedup)

"I only want this with you."

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